Many moons ago, on my personal blog (Yes, I do have a personal life! I mean blog.), I compiled two separate picture lists, one entitled 50Animals in Casts. and another called 50 Animals Driving. For some reason, putting photos of 50 Animals doing anything seems to really catch on in this world (especially Russia), and those posts went on to grace the inboxes of nearly every bored employee with a computer this country has to offer.

It’s been awhile since I’ve put together another one of these epic posts, and it occurred to me that this holiday season is as good a time as any to get the “50 Animals…” ball rolling. So I’d like to present a brand new photo montage for your perusal… 50 Animals with Day Jobs. It’s exactly what you think it is. Here we go!

Olivia Martindale, Prison Doctor

 

Darren Jones, High School Princi-”pal”

 

Matthew Gagliardi, Paralegal

 

Buddy Hines, Stripper

 

Kate Moss, Supermodel

45 More Pictures of Animals with Day Jobs After the Jump!!

 

Russell Bennett, CPS

 

Magic Tickle Joe Jazz, Pimp

 

Dr. Morty Schwartz, Pediatrician

 

Preston Cobb, Account Manager, J. Walter Thompson (recently fired)

 

Chuckles Levine, Suicidal Circus Clown

 

Mark Ritney, Ear Nose and Throat Doctor

 

Judge Silas Hornsby, Judge

 

Jay Wong, IT Guy

 

Cassandra Mueller, Gynecologist

 

Professor Nina Lopez, Dean of Students, UMass Amherst

 

Payton Goode, Child Birthday Party Entertainer

 

Victor Smith, Temp

 

Willy Macleod, Old Age Home Owner

 

Paul Spriggs, Pastor

 

Thelonius Jackson, Museum Curator

 

Nat Harmon, Banana Republic Salesperson

 

Antoine Knight, Male Escort

 

Marge Rasmussen, Receptionist

 

Ricky Daniels, Record Store Owner

 

Vicki Trottier, Legal Secretary

 

Arthur Sclafani, Firefighter

 

Vincent Van Arkle, Nightwatchman

 

Bunny Ableman, Librarian

 

Andy Clement, Day Trader

 

Christopher Anderson, Professor of Law

 

Steven Basker, CEO of Hallmark

 

Hal Dixon, Con Edison Customer Service

 

Marty Marshall, WXDP Meteorologist

 

Bobbie Watkins, Competitive Eater

 

Barky Von Tailwag, Heart Surgeon and his nurse, Laura

 

Trevor Payne, Professional Bachelor (and Staples Employee)

 

Louis Cikk, Karate Instructor