America has been patient long enough and I think it's time we all work together to make a 24-hour "Cleavage Channel" on Direct TV a reality. If we all contribute a little money or sign one of those petition things we can finally start watching quality TV shows like Battlestar Booblactica, It's Always Cleavagey In Philadelphia and everyone's favorite sports news show Cleavagecenter. For the price of a cup of coffee a day, we can finally feed our cleavage-hungry souls.
#10 Tiffani Amber Theissen (Beverly Hills 90210) - America truly enjoyed watching Kelly Kapowski grow into a woman and become "Kelly Boobwowski."
#9 Julia-Louis Dreyfuss (Seinfeld) - Sure it was small cleavage but it was "Elaine" cleavage. It's cleavage Seinfeld fans waited over eight years to see.
#8 Marla Sokoloff (The Practice) - All I can say is that Marla continues to have some of the most underrated hooters in Hollywood and James Franco is a lucky, lucky man.
#7 Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan & Holly Marie Combs (Charmed) - With so much Charmed cleavage over the years a "Charmed cleavage montage" is the only thing that could possibly do all that witch cleavage justice.
#6 Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer) - What Ghost Whisperer viewers don't understand is that Jennifer Love Hewitt's character doesn't actually know how to communicate with the dead. They just follow her around all the time so they can look at her cleavage.
#5 Jessica Simpson (That's 70's Show)- The world sure was a better place when Jessica was in her hotness prime, wasn't it?
#4 Cindy Margolis (The Howard Stern Show) - The former "most downloaded woman in the world" always loved sharing her wonder twins with Howard.
We has had share of epic cleavage over the years, but all of that cleavage gets body-slammed by Stepanie's monster hooters.
#2 Nikki Cox (Unhappily Ever After) - Nikki may look like The Joker now, but she was the queen of TV cleavage during her brief stint as Tiffany on Unhappily Ever After.
#1 Salma Hayek (Ugly Betty) - Salma doesn't have breasts anymore, they're actually melons. That's because it literally looks like she had two honeydew melons surgically implanted on her chest and honeydew is delicious.
