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The 10 Unmanliest Drinks In The World
May 1st, 2008 by Mitch Martin · 9 Comments
A couple of weeks ago Holy Taco put together a list of the 11 manliest cocktails in the world. We thought we would take it the other way and put together a list of the ten drinks you shouldn’t be caught dead with. Whether you are out with the boys or trying to scam on some ladies there is no excuse to be sipping anyone of these unmanly drinks.
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Wine Spritzer - First off what the fuck is a spritzer? Secondly why would any man that has a pair be caught dead with one? |
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Apple-tini - If you are man and you are holding a martini glass the liquid inside better be clear or brown not neon fuck green. Basically you shouldn’t drink anything that has a “-tini” in the drink name. Apple-tini, Choco-tini, etc. |
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Blow Job Shot - This is a classic shot of choice for bachelorette parties and girls-night-out activities. If a man is caught taking one of these shots, it either means that he has lost a bet, gay, or in the process of a sex-change. |
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Vodka w/ Cranberry Juice - “It’s a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she’s got her period. What, do you got your period?” –The Departed |
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Mike’s Hard Anything - There is nothing hard about any of these drinks, they are fruit flavored sugar bombs. Just because they sell them at sporting events doesn’t make them acceptable. |
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Water - If you need a break then man up and drink a Bud Light like everybody else. |
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Michelob Ultra - There is no such thing as a beer that goes with working out. If you are going to drink a beer, drink a fucking beer and don’t be a goddamn sissy. |
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Anything with Diet Coke - I don’t care if you are mixing it with rum or JD, there is nothing manly about announcing to the entire bar that you are watching your calorie intake. |
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Zima w/ Jolly Rancher - This was the favorite drink of the high school chicks back in my day. Enough said. |
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Cosmopolitan - a good rule is that if the ladies on Sex and the City drink it there is no excuse for you to have it in your hand. |
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| man up and drink a bud light? I expected Bud Light to be #1 on this list. that's training beer for girlfriends and 7th graders.
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| I see nothing unmanly about cranberry juice. It's bitter as hell.
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| It's not often I have the urge to comment on simple blog posts. This was a fairly weak article based on your own insecurities and generalizations - it even failed to provide the smirk that is so easily prompted by almost anything on the internet. Lame.
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| Water is an unmanly drink?!? Are you fucking kidding me? Water is the most important drink you will ever put in your body now and for the rest of your life. Maybe you soused idiots should think about this list again, but ythe staff is most likely already liquored up so what is the point.
Worst.
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| I disagree about the water and the Bud light. Personally, I'd rather have a glass of water in a full bar than be found dead with a bud light somewhere around me. If your gonna dring beer, make it a real beer. If not, don't even bother.
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559 days ago
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| I order Jack with Diet Coke because I am diabetic and can't have the sugar. This list is dumb.
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